Monday, 15 September 2008

No-one cares about trees anymore

The latest sacking/resignation/stomping off in high dudgeon from the London Government has been Gordon Brown's Special Envoy for Forestry - a kind of Terry Waite for trees ...

Word has it that it's all about sprucing up the Government rather than pining for those plane old times when life was a beech and everything was oaky-dokey. A spokespersonage said "there's no truth in the rumour they were rowan, yew can take it from me that Gordon remains a party elder and we'd be sycamore speculation about his position, we don't think it's funny to be larching about at this point in time."

I understand the snails are marching on London to demand their own Special Envoy.

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